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"Capitalism - The Gift That Keeps On Taking. Part I"
April 27, 2009
"What Exactly is Capitalism?... Some say it's the highest, most elegant economic structure upon which robust wealth for all can be built. Others say it's a flashy, coked-out thung with an Uzi in a dark alley who threatens to shoot your kids unless you give him access to your 401k. Personally I think Capitalism is simply a concept that does not, in the long run, work. It's like Communism - it looks good on paper...(more)
"Capitalism - The Gift That Keeps On Taking. Part II"
April 29, 2009
"If your car ran like Capitalism - some days humming along great, others needing a government tow truck to get it to a shop where the mechanic can only promise more booms and breakdowns after its "fixed" you wouldn't call your car "self-regulating." You'd call it junk... (more)
"Capitalism - The Gift That Keeps On Taking. Part III"
April 30, 2009
"Such blind greed should have ben rebelled against decades ago: villagers with torches, workers with hammers, farmers with sickles, let-them-eat-cake capitalist swine chased naked and screaming through the streets, and highpaid corporate heads on sticks held aloft by gleeful children... (more)
"Capitalism - The Gift That Keeps On Taking. Part IV"
May 1, 2009
""We need a new system that addresses all of our needs. How about CapiCommieSocialism?" (more)
"Experts Insist Recent Sightings of Mythical "Democratic Spine" Just Another Hoax, Dismiss "Legend of Backbone."
Nov. 20, 2008
"I seen't it! exclaims unemployed chicken stripper Lloyd Flartterer, of Jefferson County, Florida. "I was walkin' on my home late at night, and it were darker than the inside of a duck. Then... I seen't this light, like a glow, comin' from behind me. It were comin' from the window of Earl's TV repair. It was just glowin'... and on one of them sets I see'd..." Flartterer's eyes grow wide as he tells of his encounter with Democratic strength. "He had a big head, and like, brown skin, like one of them lattes the gays drink... (more)
"My Speech to the Membership: 700 Billion What?"
Oct. 8, 2008
"While we're scratching for seeds 700 Big Mac Godzilliuon dollars is how much our elected employees are throwing at those ravenous Capitalist zombies to keep their reeking corpses upright for a few more months, pumping our blood into their veins so they can stay semi-alive just a little longer, just until they can suck the last bit of our future away." (more)
"Barack Obama is the President - Why Are Black People Still So Mad?"
Sept. 7, 2008
"I wasn't speeding - even if I'd wanted to the traffic was too thick. Weaving dangerously under the influence? Only if lemonade is a drug. As the familier blue and red lights danced in the rearview mirror I tried to figure it out - what was it about me that could have attracted the attention of San Francisco's finest?
At this point I should mention that I am Black.." (more)
"Ku Klux Klan Won't Endorse Obama"
May 27, 2008
"Racist Rejection Revives Dark Questions of Electability."
Dateline: Lynchburg, Virginia. In a surprizing move, which some are calling a deathblow to his candidacy, the Ku Klux Klan today decided to not endorse Senator barack Obama in his bid for the Presidency" (more)
"Democratic Leadership Council Concerned As Democrats Seem Headed Toward Victory"
March 3, 2008
"Ex-DLC Chairman and former President Clinton was clearly upset as he spoke. "But I'll tell you this," he said, leaning forward and planting both hands firmly on Miss Heavenly Patterson, 26, of Truckloop, Ohio, "Once our work o Hillary's campaign is done we will find a way into Senator Obama's camp. Because regardless of how pitiful the Republicans are, how much they've undermined our freedoms and enhanced corporate wealth, and no matter how much of a disingenuous, obsequious conservative lickspittle John McCain contorts himself into to gain the votes of neo-Fascistic holy-rolling troglodytes, the DLC will always be there, dependably, unswervingly, disappointing our base, and convincing America that Democrats are still the worst choice." (more)
"Government is not a Business"
Feb 15, 2008
"There is an idea in our land. It is an idea that has been gaining traction since the 1980's, since the Great Communicator convinced so many that the New Deal had been the wrong deal, that the Social Contract was a Pact with the Devil, and that welfare queens, homeless Vets, and Liberals were undermining that which made America great. The idea, simply put, is that Government should be run like a business. It is a stupid idea, but there you have it." (more)
"Christ Endorses Christmas"
Dec 10, 2007
"We've been trying to get Jesus for a long time," said Christmas at a rare press conference. "Christ's image of purity and goodness is perfect to convince the struggling masses that mindless consumption and endless credit card debt are part of God's divine plan." Others who had been mentioned as potential Christmas spokespersons include Elizabeth Hurley, Justin Timberlake, Satan, and Tiger Woods. "But Christ was always our first choice." Christmas added." (more)
"What's so wrong with being a Peace-Loving Tree-Hugging, Red Feminist Lawyer?"
Nov 24, 2007
"What kind of person is afraid of being called peace loving?
A Democratic candidate for President.
We live in a country where if anyone running for high office says they love peace they have to immediately follow it up with a list of who they are willing to bomb to preserve it, lest they be labeled weak. The thing that gets me is that all of the candidates, even the Republicans, say they admire the actions and legacy of Martin Luther King, Jr. But if he were alive today almost all of them would call him a traitorous pussy." (more)
"Democrats Force Truth to Recant Position"
Oct. 29, 2007
"I would like to say I am sorry to all those I offended by stating myself," Truth said to a phalanx of reporters. "I know now that in these dangerous times if we are going to discuss the many problems that face America we cannot let me get in the way. From this day forth," Truth continued, "I will join Speaker Pelosi, the rest of the Democratic Leadership, and my colleagues across the aisle, in a true biparisan effort to never use me, or any recognizable part of me, in America's political process." (more)
Other Posts:
"Ignore the Noose? WTF?" Oct. 23, 2007
"Making A Killing" Oct 19, 2007
"Bill O'Reilly says bloggers are just like the Nazis, so..." Aug, 17, 2007
"I don't hate Al Sharpton" May 15, 2007
"The Jingoist Ramblings of a Representative" May 9, 2007
EXTRA ADDED BONUS!
This is a piece that was REJECTED by Huffington Post! I don't know why, I like it. And luckily Chloe Veltman of the S.F. Weekly heard about the essay, and published it on her blog:
"Bill O'Reilly Says Bloggers Are Just Like The Klan, So..."
Aug 27, 2007
Please also check out the postings of my friend, John Grilley, who comments under the title of The FogBelter.
michael@michaelgenesullivan.com
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